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A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.
Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!
Created in Puerto rico is when you find anything on the street combined with cheese, ham, tomato, and lettuce
Hey son whatcha making
Oh nothing just a flat banana sandwich
What's on it
Just some 20 year old gum, dog shit, and some frog intestines
One who has never been flat stanlied.
He's still a flat virgin stanley. Amazing, considering how many girls she has screwed over.
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For pizza delivery drivers - when invited into a house for recreational activities, this is the code used to let their manager know they won't be back as soon as expected.
Hey boss, I'm gonna be late for the next run. I've got four flat tires.
Alright - just make sure you use protection.
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Flatchestsed,
Very very small boobs or no boobs at all
Any thing less than a C cup
Flat chested,
I'm flatchested,my boobs don't fit this bra!
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To be close friends with another.
James and I are down like four flat tires.
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A girl that is so flat chested that she is often mistaken for a guy.
Hey bro, was that guy hitting on you? That wasn't a guy. That was Sara, she's morbidly flat chested.
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