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When you squirt sriracha sauce in your girl's pussy and then eat it.
Jack: Hey babe, can I have a fire trout with you?
Brittney: You know a lot of really weird sex moves, and I love it. Let's do it.
A sexy but cute girl. ( A girl that makes you feel the same way a McDonald’s nugget does).
Look at my little fire nugget over there.
Male plagued with chlamydia or Gonorrhea.
Male who is gifted in the underpants.
Wood cut for the purpose of burning to stay warm or cook food
She was a great time, but I got stuck with freaking fire wood.
Dang, Paul rocked my world with that curved fire wood.
I’m a stud at cutting up firewood
When you fart and the smell hits only you.
OMG I bust ass in the car today. I had to roll the window down, total friendly fire.
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a way to aknowledge that someone has just said or done something really stupid or below there normal intallectual level, or a non-confrontational way to negatively respond to a statement when a personal opinion is put down by a friend
Man A: I just put the peanut butter in the fridge.
Man B: Yer fired it goes in the pantry
*Husband turns into wrong parking lot when pulling into restraunt*
Wife: your fired honey it was one more down.
Fanboy: Xbox is better cause it has more games.
Other Guy: Uh yer fired, the amount of games doesn't determine the strength of a system... The quality of games however...
The postition given to a man that exceeds the expectations of crack addicts and sex offenders. He patrols the hall of a dorm to make sure there's no fires or fire hazards. This man has a built in fire hose. Also has an office in the community bathroom.
Zach: Fire!!!
Matt: Go get Colonel Fire!
Zach: Can't, he's in the office.
Matt: FML!
When someone is being a whiney little bitch ass for no reason.
My roommate smells like old spice. I can't sleep, I can't think, and I don't even want to be in the room.
Dude, quit acting life your life is on fire!