Toilet Math

When flushed pages of a photocopied raw manuscript that an unscrupulous math publisher had illegally obtained from a competitor’s editor or agent were found clogging the toilet.

On a surprise visit to Winning Math Publishing, the FBI found proof of toilet math taking place upon their arrival to their premises.

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Heavenly Math

How mathematics is used in cultural astronomy, such as in figuring out the date of Chinese New Year or the start date of Ramadan (the fasting month for Muslims)—both dates depend on the phase of the moon.

One unexpected draw to heavenly math is that it often draws arts and humanities students to discover the sciences behind astronomy, especially those who have an irrational fear of numbers.

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math major

Generalized term for anyone exceptionally intelligent. Often used with a heavy dose of sarcasm, especially in situations involving mental calculations of any kind.

Quarter after means fifteen after the hour, not twenty-five past, math major.

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Math Murderer

OMG! The GameFAQs mod that murdered the math. Because of his murder, 1.99~ =/= 2

THANKS A LOT!

Math Murderer modded me.

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Bad at math

Your trash at math, probably because you are on TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat or any other social media platforms. Or because your thinking about her/him, knowing they don’t want you back.

I’m bad at math because of HER.

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math daddy

a boy thats really good @ math and has a very deep voice

"MMMMM IN MY 2ND BLOCK I HAVE A MATH DADDY"

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Bro-Math

The ability to instantly add up the weights on a bar-bell or perform any other "In The Gym" calculations almost instantly.

"45, 10 and 5 on each side that's 165lb"(Marcin)

"Dood, you hit 405 for like 3, that means you should probably max out at like 435." That's some real Bro-Math

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