So easy Chris can do it

The equivalent of saying "So easy a cave man can do it." Phrase used to describe an easy task. This phrase originated from Maine. Chris is someone from Maine who looks like a caveman.

Geico auto insurance, you can save 15% in 15 minutes. So easy Chris can do it.

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Blow off the easy one

Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis

Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"

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stick it in easy pull it out greasy

To have sex, fuck ,screw ect.

look at her? I would like to stick it in easy pull it out greasy.

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1+1=21 its easy

This is when your to smart for your generation. This is easy to explain. There are simply 2 1's. Its easy

1+1=21 its easy to understand. This is when your to smart for your generation. This is easy to explain. There are simply 2 1's.

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easy bake oven

when you poop on a girls vagina to lube up the vagina for sexual intercourse.

i was at this mad party last night and this girl would get wet so i easy bake oven her.

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Ur pet toad on easy mode

The most viciously brutal insult in the history of mankind. Will turn anyone who is roasted with it to a atomic bomb doomed to explode

Sam: Ur mom gay
Jack: Well, ur dad lesbian
Sam: Well, ur granny tranny and your ancestors molesters.
Jack: Don't make me say the words
Sam: Do it
Jack: Ur pet toad on easy mode
Sam: Turns into atomic bomb and wipes out 3 continents
*Jack learned a life lesson to not say Ur pet toad on easy mode or your friends will die and falls into coma*

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Your pet Toad is on easy mode

Even more devastating than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Anyone who gets insulted like this will die immediately.

John: ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur ancestors molesters, and ur god a fraud. Joe: Don't make me destroy you with the power of Your pet Toad is on easy mode.
John: Do it, you won't
Joe: Your pet Toad is on easy mode
John: *turns into ballistic missile and explodes 3 continents*
Joe: AH, YEAH, MR. COOL

Your pet Toad on easy mode will kill anything involved execpt the insulter as you see from that example.

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