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N.) A northern blowjob involving ice and maple syrup.
Related to the Zamboni, and Rusty Zamboni
Example: Things got hot and heavy with Sarah last night, then she broke out the ice and maple syrup and turned me into a frozen pancake. Canadian blowjobs are awesome.
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a common practice of aging American homo-sexuals bored with their sex lives, the group assembles together at least five items related to canada. Popular items are hockey sticks, curling brooms and stones, beaver pelts,canadian bacon, maple syrup, a Stanly Cup replica and other canadian memorabilia. The group then sets up a video camara and each member then takes a date rape type drug and commence in an orgy using the canadian items. The following day the video is replayed for all to view, as they cannot remember what had happened. Hence the name Canadian History
Eh, you guys get into a fight last night
Nah, just studied some Canadian History
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The Canadian Legendhood is an international underground organisation whose membership consists of only the utmost legendary Canadians.
Currently there are only two members: Jean Chretien and Nelly Furtado. Celine Dion was supposed to join but was rejected due to her Quebecoiscism. Bryan Adams was also going to join but his accession has been delayed as he needs to take a proper shower.
The headquarters are in a dark dark room in a dark dark alley in a dark dark city called Ottawa.
Dude I heard Celine Dion just got called up to the Canadian Legendhood!
Nah that's crap they didn't take her in as she is a fucking French Canadian.. *randomly gets sick*
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The act of paper macheing your erect phallus pre-coitus; you then leave the model inside the woman's anus after anal sex.
That business trip was significantly improved thanks to the Canadian Cornhusker.
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When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.
Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.
The act of taking snow from outside, shoving it up your significant others asshole, then railing them until the
melted snow drips out.
Yesterday I gave my wife the Canadian coldhole. I shoved snow up her ass and then railed her and she loved every second of it!
The act of grabbing snow, shoving it in your significant others asshole, and failing them in the ass until the snow comes dripping out melted.
Coworker 1: hey, how was ur date with suzie?
Coworker 2: it was awesome. We went back to my place and I gave her the canadian coldhole!