COD-BLOCK

prevent (someone) from succeeding in their attempt to engage in sexual activity by using video games to keep them home instead. In particular call of duty (COD) warzone and other types of battle royale type games.

I had a mad date lined up with Hillary the slut but the boys cod-blocked me. At least we got a win.

on cod

A thrase/pun used by splatoon players to replace "on god"

Other splatoon-related puns include(to my knowledge):
Krill yourself
for eel!
cod fucking dammit
I swear to cod-

Less common:
the shell?
holy karb

Splatoon player 1: The body is dispensable the grind is not
Splatoon player 2: on cod!

cod prod

a manhood so long and slender that it can merely prod salmon canyon - no complete penetration

all his cod prod could do was poke around in salmon canyon - i'm remarkably unsatisfied.

too much rod, not enough cod

The situation is a total sausage fest, too many men, not enough women.

This party blows man, too much rod, not enough cod

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