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a powerful laxative for androids
i slipped a bit of moose joose to my toaster
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what a camel toe becomes when it grows up
Damn she left a bruise on my face when she hit me with her moose knuckles.
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N. The split bulge in a mans pants caused by wearing jeans that are too tight. More often than not, these jeans are manufactured ny Wrangler.
Holy crap! That dude has hella Mosse Knuckle!
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To get disrespected, screwed over, or otherwise shafted by a moose knuckler, scarecrow, schmohawk, fudge knuckler, eagle beagle, or sludge muffin.
I get no respect around here and I'm sick and goddamn tired of getting moose knuckled by a bunch milk faced, apple rapping, mud suckling scarecrows.
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When a man's clothing is so tight that his testicles are clearly defined in his clothing. Thus, it causes what looks like moose tracks.
Man, look at him! his jeans are so tight that he's got moose tracks!
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A moose knuckle is equivalent to a camel toe on a woman, only on a man. It is when a mans testicles are pulled up tight and/or high and separated by the seam in their pants causing the appearance similar to a moose knuckle. Called thus because larger than sister equivalent the camel toe
For the love of god man get something to control that moose knuckle you got on you!
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A restraint hold used by the police to choke the shit out of a fence jockey until he allows himself to be handcuffed or he dies. Either is OK with the police.
Yo, the cops put the moose monkey on Jawan until he done got kilt and shit
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