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guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket

The ultimate word to explain something amazing, awesome, fucked up, crazy and weird

my mom: COME DOWN DINNERS READY!
me: *comes down*
dinner: *actually ready*
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my mom: what
me: i said guacamole horny nigga penis laundry basket
random black guy: the fuck did you just say?

by Godly superior epic gaymer May 02, 2019


Hocus-Pocus 360ยฐ NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.

Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360ยฐ NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam

by JesusLover9000 September 08, 2019


flaming fruit basket

When you put some hot sauce on ur man's balls and lick it off.

I wanna take you home and give you a flaming fruit basket.

by Yasssgurl88 August 23, 2017


candy basket

When your trying to give a girl the D

โ€œShe can get this mufuckin candy basket.โ€

by Tre Lopez a.k.a Rico Sauve January 02, 2018


Fishermans Basket

Fishermans basket.
A mad collection a sexual acts all performed in one filthy penno session.

Dude, your sister is filthy! I gave her a Fisherman's Basketlast night. Her Stingray Wings were as wet as a retards chin.
Fishermans Basket

by RhinoSlayer April 04, 2019


drain the basket

To get something from someone without giving him anything in return.

Person A: Do you have the trading cards you promised me?
Person B: Yes.
*gives trading cards to Person A*
Now give me the stickers you promised me.
Person A: Nope!
*runs away*
Person B: I should have known that he would drain the basket!

by ChameleonDragon March 10, 2018


Collection basket

Money to keep the well oiled machine going, functioning.

Anything dysfunctional is no good for the machine, it's designed to have interchangeable, functional parts that keep it running (as a collective). No individuals. It takes lots of money, so there's always a collection basket to keep it going.

by Solid Mantis December 02, 2020