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Jonas Brothers

Sexual position in during a gay threesome where the three males fall asleep in a triangle each with someone elses cock in their mouth

While on tour, The Jonas Brothers (Nick, Joe and the other one) had a Jonas Brother, after they fell asleep 5 minutes past their bedtime :O

by Brandouche11 March 10, 2009

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(n.) A homosexual band from Wyckoff (wha-k-off) New Jersey; used to brainwash teenage girls; made famous from a Christain rock radio station

they also like to lipsync music on-stage and let Disney Inc. take money from little girls (or their rich parents; in the case thier spoiled)

Related Entries: "OJD" - Obsessive Jonas Disorder - a fake disease that millions of teenage Jonas Brothers Fans claim to have; another lame creation of Disney Inc.

Straight Man 1: Dude, have you seen that group of gay men called the Jonas Brothers?

Faggot 1: Yea man, they're soooo cool.

(Straight man 1 punches Faggot 1 in the face and walks away.)

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Pleading Mother 1: Oh doctor, my daughter claims to suffer from OJD !

Doctor 1: Is this true little Sally?

Little Sally: Yes doctor! I'm sick with love!

Doctor 1: There's only one cure to this, simply pay me $100 to go take out those 3 bastards.

Pleading Mother 1: Oh here! Anything to end this !

by Urb4nD1ct10n4ry; Editor July 11, 2008

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Brother-in-law

Your sisters husband or husband's brother, usually older.

The guy at the family gatherings who makes you uncomfortable by getting drunk, staring and then shamelessly hitting on you then calls you a fat bitch to eveyone else.

Monster In-law is oblivious to the disgusting ways of this child.

The guy with a chip on his shoulder because he can't get it together and hold down a job.

I bumped into my Brother-in-law at the grocery store, he winked at me before his wife came back with grapes, then proceeded to tell her how ugly I am.

by closeyurlegsperusmellslikefish October 19, 2013

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Older brother

A really annoying sibling

Examples:
You: Hey can I show you something?
Your older brother: Get out of my room

You: Can you help me with this
Your older brother: Do it yourself

You are trying to fap in the bathroom and your brother knocks on the door and tells you he need to go.
You open the door and your brother washes his hands and walks away

by Bigg_E_Rection January 5, 2021

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