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Christopher Franco

This man loves Ashley Campos so much, it’s unreal

Christopher Franco and Ashley Campos just existing*
everyone- you guys are a great couple

by Hdhdbdhrbr May 5, 2022


Christopher ash

Man is a redhead who layes the pipe everyday of the week. Hands down. Man is literally the flash.

Its funny how Christopher ash pipes so many people

by Big chubbs November 9, 2021


christopher hawkinz

christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"

"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."

"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"

"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."

by supadupaparatrupa February 22, 2012


Christopher Massey

Someone in the action figure community that claims they’ve been helpful to you in the past, when they’ve really just been super sketchy but were too high to notice

Man, Jim keeps acting entitled to my help, he’s really being Christopher Massey.

by Grover Thompson November 26, 2020


Christopher Beck

Christopher Beck is a big Boi with big parts. He's a hard working man with his hands and will get the job done ;). He's gotta big heart under those titties and will stand by his hoes for life.

Christopher Beck makes all the girls jealous with his double D's

by SpackleNStrap March 29, 2022


Christopher Ortiz

He is looked at as a god of hope and the earth’s protector.

If I ever need Christopher Ortiz to help me. I pray to him amén.

by SmokeyOrtiz November 24, 2021


Christopher Ortiz

Great handsome looking guy with the holy spirit in him and also known as a "God".

Make my blessings come truth Christopher Ortiz

by Christopher Ortiz December 2, 2021