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a) Your Lazy Ass Roommate who doesn't appreciate how much your ex-girlfriend spent on the couch he can't get off...damn I miss her...
b) The inverted hump the non-NASA cushion couldn't bounce back from (see: flatscreen, warranty)
"Don't you know how to sit on a fuckin couch right? Yer such a fuckin couch dent! I can't wait 'till you move out"
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A couch that you sit on
Except it's BLUE
Guy: oh man you like my couch
Other guy: what couch is it
Guy:a blue couch
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Having sex to come up with money
i dont Have all my bill money. I guess i can get on the down payment couch
N. The couch of choice for lower income citizens outside of Reno, NV. It is comprised of two mismatched recliners upholstered with ripped imitation leather.
Did you hear Bob's wife left him?
Yeah, and she got everything, I was at his house and all he had was a Sun Valley Couch.
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a girl who has the name sofia, and has been tormented by bullies with the nickname Sofa for years. This nickname then transformed into "brave little couch", aptly named for her bravado and diminutive stature.
It's alright brave little couch, we are on our way to nanna's house and everything is going to be just peachy.
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It's where women sit when they back talk to a higher power, aka man.
Bitch, talk back to me again. I've got two open seats on the OUCH COUCH.
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to be depressed after being happy or excited. Refer to ‘jump the couch’.
The boy was informed that he passed the exam; but when he came to know later that he had actually failed, he fell off the couch (past form of fall off the couch).