All Engines Go

This awsome show about a blue train named Thomas The Tank Engine that goes on wild adventures with his friends, Percy, Kana, Nia, Diesel, Carly, and Sandy. They live on an island called Sodor with lots of destinations such as Knapford Station, Whiff's Recycling Plant, Brendam Docks, and Tidmouth Sheds.

"Bro wanna watch All Engines Go?!!!??!"
"Of course man that show kicks ass!!!!!"

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SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism)

A factor that represents the promotion, perpetuation, and persuasion of economic influence to maintain the status quo for the one percent in power.

Economic treason results from the occupation of labor forces in countries other than that of residing corporate board directors where profit values are substantiated by the SEC (Socially Engineered Capitalism).

launch the rocket with one engine

When a man with one testicle is able to ejaculate.

This is the first time after my orchiectomy that I was able to launch the rocket with one engine.

Afro Engineered Melee Weapon

A child-friendly way of using the term "Nigger Knife"

Shawn: "Don't make me shank you with a Nigger Knife"
Will: "Dude, this is an elementary school, please call it an 'Afro Engineered Melee Weapon'"

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uh yeah, V8 engine

The most embarassing insult you could ever give to a car enthusiast. Usually said back to the person to embarass them.

TW - uh yeah, V8 engine
Luke - 'uh, yeah V8 engine' to you too
*TW walks away embarassed*

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Thomas the Tank Engine

An uber-British blue semi-organic mutant built from a combination of mechanical and biological components, presumably by a mad scientist on an LSD trip (and who was seriously ahead of his time culturally in 1913). As with the other engines in his self-titled show, he practices Tophamism (praise be the hat!) and dislikes confusion and delay despite causing it all the damned time.

"As everyone knows, the first significant advancement in the international biomechanical field occurred with the building of Thomas the Tank Engine in 1913. No one knows how, so that's the whole lecture, folks!"

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the little engine who could

a verry dirty book that is sexual in a non-violent way and a very subtle sexual book

"have you ever read 'the little engine who could?"
"yeah what a dirty book!"

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