basically foot fungus with an a phat L
“yo she smelt like foot funglish”
The foot in which you step on and fart when you have the walking farts.
Why do you only fart when you step on your right foot? That's my trigger foot, man!!
a person who is so backwards and simple minded that their faulty brian wiring compels them to involuntarily clap their feet in excitement
Friend 1: yo, Jamal be such a foot clapper. He tried to snort the baking soda in science class the other day! Friend 2: daaaayuuum
When your homeboy is showering and you go in there to take a shit and leave it in the toilet, allowing the steam from the shower to ruminate the area... akin to the elephant's foot left at chernobyl
"Bro, I just did The Elephant's Foot to Brandon, he's gonna be so pissed bro"
Jacob got a new Ram truck and it resulted in a case of hemi-foot.
The fine white powder which gathers from grinding a cracked and calloused foot, particularly from the heel. It is not meant for snorting but should be discard as a harzardous material.
I made so much foot cocaine after grinding my foot last night. It is now smooth as silk!
A footjob received from a blatantly homosexual man. Usually occurs in a Vegas hotel room, but can happen anywhere sexual acts usually occur. Examples include, but are not limited to: a strip club, massage parlor, fuck den, or a sex club.
"Oh man, I got GREAT foot by the fruit after that GSA meeting!" "Hey Bob, thanks for last night! I've never met anyone so willing to give me foot by the fruit without hefty payment in cash or illicit narcotics."