when your asshole is so tight that you can give someone kisses with it when they are eating your ass
my boyfriend gave me a bunch of grandma’s kisses last night when i was eating him out
when you’re smoking that mj with ya fellas ya baked so your baking at grandmas but you trying to keep it lowkey so ya say cooking
WE COOKING with GRANDMA TONIGHT BOYS!
AKA the nickname 5 year old me gave Darth Sidious when I watched Return of the Jedi for the first time.
It’s the electric grandma!
When someone who is particularly fat has it all stored in their pants and gives them a massive bulge hence the name, grandma bulge.
That girl has a gigantic grandma bulge
A woman that spent all her time in a bar when her children were young and now they are bad parents and she had to raise the grandkids
The child in roon 2was brought in by his barstool grandma