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A slang term for the male sex organ or penis. Particularly used when said organ has an abnormally large circumference, or exhibits an atypical girth.
Wow! Look at that ham candle! You need two hands for that one!
An activity where you dig for ham. The national ham digging competition is hosted in Denver, Colorado. 2022s winner was Francis Grendy, a dentist from Los Angeles, California. His ham was 23 pounds.
“Henry and I went ham diggin last week, his ham was much bigger than mine”
To have a wank whilst having a slice of ham between your hand and your penis.
I went to the shops to get some sliced ham so I could ham wank all night.
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an alert denoting the presence of a Hot Ass Mom. Usually between coworkers at video game stores and other fine retail shops.
"We have a Code HAM on eisle seven."
"I need a manager to the register...Code HAM. I repeat...CODE HAM!
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a cooked slab of pig on a bun.
"For Lunch, I'd like a ham sandwich, please."
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1. A fat persons (usually male) erection. This results in a ham sounding noise that comes out of the sides of the penis. Often called pop can (see- pop can pax). You can here these things a mile away, and smell their hammy goodness. You have heard one of these man loads before, you heard it when Hemi showed up to make sex with your dad.
Dillon- Hemi went to Aarons house yesterday!
Christopher- Let me guess, he brought his ham boner with?
Dillrod- Nope, only fat guys get those.
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Drunk and high. When a person drinks (one slice of bread) in combination with smoking (the other slice of bread), they become the ham sandwich.
Unsuspecting College Freshman1: "Hey man, lets get really high tonight."
More knowledgeable upperclassman: "Awesome, lets smoke your weed."
*Proceed to get really high*
Unsuspecting College Freshman2: "Hey guys, I bought beer from this homeless guy."
UCF1: "I can't turn down free beer, lets get drunk!"
MKU: "I'll sit this one out."
UCF1+2: Puke everywhere and die.
MKU: "Man, right before they died, they were totally ham sandwiched."
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