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World’s Best Boss
Awesome father
Hell of a man
Charmer
Professional Hustler
All-time rigger
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Employee: You heard that craig jones is quitting?
Employee 2: Deadass? Well if he’s gone im out too fym.
(Rest of staff): *exchanges goodbyes*
He can't fight. He a bitch.
Darius gone step body him
You a bitch like K'shawn Jones
the sexiest, hottest, most badass bitch to ever exist ever.
jessica jones is so hot, i want her to punch me in the face
When the apprentice is bullying a tradesman and instead of standing up for your self you bitch it.
oh look paul is being bullied by the apprentice but instead of saying something he did a cammo jones
lexi jones is a rare and unique name for a rare and unique person. Most Lexi's are short, but still beautiful in every way. Lexis are usually very out front and socially active. Everyone loves a lexi! And when her last name is Jones... that just makes her 100x more special!! If you are a man with a Lexi Jones, she is a keeper! So try and keep her! But one little mess up can screw everything up between you two!!! Lexi wont take no for an answer but Lexi is loyal and kind to whomever may come into her life!
guy1; "YO GUESS WHAT!!!!"
guy2; "what?"
guy1; "im dating Lexi Jones!!!!!!"
guy2; "NO WAY!!! SHE IS THE PRETTIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD!!!! PLUS ANYONE WITH HER NAME AND LOOKS IS SUPER RARE!!!! YOURE SO LUCKY MAN!!!!!"
guy1; "yeah I know " ;
The best, most athletic, handsome, strongest, fastest, Wyoming Area Football player ever.
“Have you heard of Jaden Jones?”
“Who hasn’t hear of him.”
A gigantic jumbo polish/weiner hot dog from Kelly's Deli.
I had a jumbo jones for lunch today! It was MASSIVE.