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Relay-Mate

The integral part of any system, network or hardware setup that can be blamed for errors, disconnections or authentication problems if you have no idea: A. How the system is configured B. How to fix it (or) C. it's 4:47pm on a Friday afternoon and ya really can't be arsed to do any more work... I mean what child ever says " I want to be a network engineer when I grow up"?

Fecked if I know what the problem is, i'm just a network engineer. I called Head office and they said "It's Yer Relay-Mate"

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023


My Mate Maria

A reliable friend who will always listen with no judgment. They are the honest one who will tell it how it is and wont take shit from anything called FUckinG Joey

Heyy look! Its My Mate Maria! Ain't they fun and all that!

by Public Toilet Enthusiast November 11, 2021


Righto Mate

When someone says something dumb or out of context

Shayan: says anything

Everyone : Righto Mate

by Gregor145 March 28, 2022


saw mate

Another way to say hi hello,hola, etc....
It has the word mate which means pal or friend and saw which in this sentence means longtime no see. I know it doesn't make much sense but it's honestly just funny to say

Saw mate, how's it going

by Famonporf January 28, 2023


Plate Mates

While driving, a driver you spot on the road with similar license plate characteristics as your own. Such as same letter combination, number combination, or same state (if you are traveling)

Adam: Who would've thought we'd see another Idaho state license plate in Quebec?
Tom: you're right, I guess that makes us plate mates!

by Tom Kesler June 20, 2010


R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024


Nah not me mate

Something the cool kids seem to say in response to an insult or potential threat. Generally a technique to make peers laugh whilst dodging the insult at hand and avoiding having to think of a come back.

For example: Bob: “why are you so annoying?” Troy: “nah not me mate

by Englishscum3 July 16, 2018