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Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.
After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy
When a woman gives a man a handjob while the two are simultaneously shitting in a two-seater outhouse.
Jean plugged her nose while giving Jimmy a shithouse pump in their newly-restored two-person outhouse.
when people at a gas station obviously see you trying to get into a gas pump, and still pull in like the world belongs to them
Billy: What the heck?? I've been waiting for that pump for 2 hours!!! Stupid pump rage!!
Taking credit for coincidence to boost ones reputation.
With eyes closed "Dude i need exactly 20 in gas" accidentally hits 20 on the mark. Claimee takes credit for being omniscient. The perfect pump.
he is dead
person 1: holy shit bro lil pump just died
person 2: ESKETIT!!!
A name referring to a person who sings one good song or an album and doesn’t sing any other good music till he dies. It’s synonymous to “one-hit wonder”
After john released that nice song he suddenly turned into the lil pump of the record label.
A rapper who has an IQ of a rock.
Teacher: Sonic, what is 5 times 4?
Sonic: 20.
Teacher: Arthur, what is 24 times 7?
Arthur: 168!
Teacher: Caillou, what is 1437 divided by 3?
Caillou: 479?
Teacher: Lil Pump, what is 1 plus 2?
Lil Pump: 70 nibba!
Teacher: Lil Pump, that's not the correct answer. Go back to kindergarten.