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A fart made while sitting in a chair. A chair has four legs. The person has two arms and two legs- that's eight legs- thus the spider reference. With time the term has been misused so often, it has now come to mean any fart.
( Person sitting next to you lifts one leg and farts ). I have to go, that Barking Spider just put me off my lunch.
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A blue spider is trick all the experienced players play on the noobs online in the xbox game Halo. The experienced player (usually a jerk) asks someone they feel is new to Halo if they wanna see a blue spider. This question is usually asked in the context "hey you wanna see a blue spider?" The inexperienced player reluctantly agress having no idea what a blue spider is and what is going to happen. Then the experienced player proceeds to throw a plasma grenade on the face of the other player. These grenades are blue and stick to organic objects, hence the name blue spider. The grenade explodes shortly after it has been thrown. This results in a gratifying kill for the one who threw it, and a humiliating defeat for the one killed. Anyone who fall for the blue spider trick online is immediately labeled as a noob.
PRO: hey kid you wanna see a blue spider?
NOOB: ahh...sure?
(Pro proceeds to throw a plasma grenade on the noobs face)
NOOB: WOW you dick!
(Noob dies a humiliating death for all to see, causing him to be labeled as a nublet)
PRO: HAHAHAHAHA you fucking noob!!!!
OTHER PEOPLE IN THE ROOM: Wow that nub fell for the blue spider trick what a fucking noob!
(Noob is then booted from the game for simply being a noob
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Slang: synonomous with asshole. Because a normal tight sphincter resembles a bite from a spider.
Last night I did Jan right in the spider bite.
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A severe deformality of the legs caused by sitting on the ground in an emo fashion at a concert. The heavy low frequency soundwaves barrage the bones of the legs, causing a loss of muscle mass and a lengthening of bone structure in the femur, fibia, and tibia. The result is a person with long, gangly spider legs.
Example One:
Sebastian: Did you see that fucking kid back there with the spider legs?!?!?
Dylan: Yeah! Hes watching my backpack for me, and I dont trust him as far as he can reach with his massive, akward, gangly spider legs!
Example Two:
Captain Jean Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise hates kids with spider legs. Captain Jean Luc Picard doesent respect people who sit down and face walls at concerts.
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A person who odd relations with people named Joe in a van down by the river on Friday night's
Timothy is a spider wrangler because he had odd relations with his frined Joe in a van down by the river last Friday.
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a vary hairy vagina that is common among trailer trash europeans and various sluts you might know
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fucking long pubes that are always spread out and uncontrolable
That Vegan girl had spider pubes, it turned me off
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