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Pretty decent band. Not all that great live though. Listen to the acoustic version of until the day i die to see how mediocre the lead singer really is.
"omg ppl who think story of the year is emo are a bunch of morons like zomgwtfbbbqqq" - basically all the other story of the year posts
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You want a sex story then here you go ;)
My friends invited me to a party but I told them that I didn’t feel like it. But little did they know I was talking to a guy and he invited me over. I’ve never met this guy we matched on tinder. He said I was so butifull and that tonight if I showed up he might have sex with me. I showed up and I was nervous I’ve never had sex before. So there I was and the guy didn’t look like the man I was talking to he sat me down on the edge of the bed and he was stroking my lips with his thumb he asked me how old I was 15 I looked 22 so that’s what I told him. He said oh good because I’m 45 then as he was stroking his thumb across my lips he started to put his fingers in my mouth. He says baby you have to open wider no wider. That’s it good girl. He stands me up and puts me on the bed on my hands and knees and tells me to stay. he strips himself down till he’s naked and then comes over to me and grabs under my dress and rips my fish nets. That reveled my thong he moves the small peice of fabric to the side and puts his hand on my mouth and tells me to spit and he says do as I say or I will hurt you then he puts my spit on his dick and starts fucking me I bite my lip to hold in my moan and it became unbearable I then screached he’s said im going to cum I said then get out of me now! He then fucked me harder and harder and I passed out and now I’m pregnant
That’s my sex story
I had the best sex last night want to hear my sex story?
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sex story
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uh, what are you doing looking for sex stories on the internet ya nasty
stop being a horny motherfucker looking for a sex story
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|s?tõ| + |st?r?|
noun (pl. -ries)
1 an account of imaginary people and events told for entertainment.
2 a false statement or explanation; a lie, esp. one told to make oneself sound better/smarter. usually refers to one that takes place in Puerto Rico, but in more recent cases does not have to. usually stars a relative or friend. approximately one or two sentences in length, but may be longer.
1 "Yeah, I've brought a knife to a gun fight once."
2 "They do that all the time in Puerto Rico."
3 "He's telling another sito story..."
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A sex story is a story that you looked up on urban dictionary because you're a sad fuck who needs to fap off because you probably have safe search on because of your parents and couldn't go to pornhub. Go get a fucking life you horny 12 year old who needs to see a therapist, and if you're not 12 then you're 40 and you wish you were 18 again so you could get girls but you're a depressed piece of shit so instead you decide to go read some sex stories or molest girls on discord so you can feel better about your fucking shithole of a life.
A young hot girl and I had sex. Details details details about this sex story to make you fap off alone in your 1 bedroom apartment because you didn't go to college and work at fucking burger king.
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Story of the year rok! They neva sed they were goth and they dont act lyk goth so why call them try hard goths? Unlyk Good charlotte who dress all punk an think they rok, soty just do wat they wanna do... and its awsum! Who cares if they talk abvout death a lot? I still think their lyrics are really good. And just because they r on MTV dusnt make them a mainstream shitty band. Im still the only 1 in my class who has herd of them but y dus that matta anyway. Trust me, if u wre in a band and got offered to b played on MTV I think u would accept! I saw them live at Taste of Chaos and they were mad and really no how 2 play! And for all those ppl that think they r just a shitty pop-punk/emo band go buy their new album "In wake of determination"!!!! Very different,... one of the best cd's I've eva listened to. "Is this my fate he asked them" is an amzing song!! The guitar at the start rocks!!!
Story of the year emo songs that r good:
Until the day I die, Abthem of our dying day, Swallow the knife, Sidewalks
Story of the year punk songs that r awsum:
And the hero will drown, we odn't care anymore, Is this my fate he asked them, Our time is now
There is heaps!! Go out and buy/download Page avenue and In wake of determination today!!
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