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1 Hilary's last effort
2 Hilary shows everyone her penis thus causing some male chauvenits to give her another look; a cock out
As Obama leads the polls going into super tuesday, Hillary knows that when october rolls around unsheathing her penis will be the only way to sway male voters in her direction.
Hilary has a 6in October Surprise
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A seemingly delicious treat made from sprinkles inside mini marshallows inside larger marshmallows.
"Do we have marshmallows for the campout tonight?"
"No, Kara took them all so she could make Marshmallow Surprise."
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When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.
When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!
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When you're bangin your bitch, and the second you finish, you run out of the room at full speed. Then yo boys, who've been hidin in the closet the whole time, bust out and beat the ho
She's got pregnant and got a black eye because she got a Compton Surprise
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The act of discovering that during intercourse with a woman, your penis has been shit upon, and that said girl is also on her period; as well the discovering is marked by examination directly after your climax during vaginal sex.
Thus creating an instance of bloody shit covered cum dick, much like that of a neapolitan ice cream bar.
"Last night I had a surprise with the girl I took home..."- Unlucky Man 1
"What sort of surprise, dear friend?"- Dear Friend
"A Neapolitan Surprise"- Unlucky Man 1
*Vomits*-Dear Friend
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Roses are red, violets are blue…You followed along! THANK YOU!
The suspense is intense, but it’s about to end.
Thanks for hanging in there so long, my friend.
A cat, a car, a job, or man?
Sorry to disappoint, it’s definitely not OnlyFan’s.
Now the time has come & it just wouldn’t be me…
If my response was easy, not feisty or mischievous, you see?
The answer’s is the photo, do you see where?
I’m sitting it in! I got a new CHAIR! 🪑
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Surprise Poem! Typical Megan. 🫠
The highest award in journalism; getting assassinated by the CIA
Did you hear about Tom?
Oh yeah... He got the Pulitzer Surprise