Rural Dictionary

Tea Alzheimers

A condition where the affected person finds themselves constantly forgetting about their tea. this can refer to

1. Forgetting boiling water in kettle
2. Forgetting steeping tea water
3. Forgetting mug of tea until it is cold

I hate having Tea Alzheimers, whenever I make a cuppa, I forget it until it's ice cold!

by Bath alts Yoda May 12, 2016

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tea-acotta

Adj. the rusty colour of english breakfast tea steeped long and hard with a small splash of milk, which is remniscent of terracotta pottery.

N. the perfect cup of tea often associated with extraordinarily long brewing time, or the infamous 'double-bagger'

'An english breakfast please, and make sure it's tea-acotta!'; 'Eddy gave me a double-bagger, and it turned out to be the most delicious tea-acotta yet.'

by DiHard October 4, 2007

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tea and trumpets

When your balls are in a girl's mouth and you fart on her nose.

Tea Bagging with a fart.

I got this drunk girl to come over for some Tea and Trumpets last night.

by arel666 September 30, 2009

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Tea Chug

1. A competition of extremly manly nature 2. When you get about 4-6 people and everybody grabs a cup of extremly hot tea, any ingreadents aloud, and then you chug it 3. A game commonly conguerd by puerto ricans, african americans and guidos 100% aware that they are just going to spit it out 1.23 seconds after they take the sip. To compete in this sport the reqirements are that you half to be bored and just plan retarted. 4. Sport usually held at a jewish household after drinking your seltzer water but not before the huge circle jerk 5. Only fags dont compete.

"Grab your tea its time for the first tea chug of '08"

"Wow nick just dominated everyone"

"RJ, i didnt know black people competed in the tea chug, let alone drink tea? Wow your one fansy african american."

"Keith your such a bitch for not competing in the tea chug"

by Rick Dakota January 6, 2008

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