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one who has recently became a vegetarian or vegan, that proselytizes to everyone else how their diet is wrong
"I made a hamburger & Johnny went all Vegovah's witness on me"
When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.
Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".
noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.
Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness
Slick Messin Wit(h)
-in the sense of a non-committed quasi-relationship (no official relationship title)
“The shawty I was slick messin wit hit me up…”
- low key messing around
You are very smart!
(Used when you think someone is smarter than you, or somebody else)
Teacher:what is 4+6? Um Layla
Layla: I don't know
Teacher: candela do you know?
Candela: 10
Other Student: good job candela you have wits mind!