Polar Bearing

starts out with chopping a hole into a frozen over lake, then having you and a few of your friends jump into the freezing cold and spend as much as time in there as desired..... usually its a total of 3 seconds

Lets go polar bearing in Lake Sinai before I give you a Rusty Trombone.

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Honey Bear

A person who desires to receive a honey bear bottle enema.

I am going to honey bear you, please don’t make eye contact. It will be awkward later.

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Poo Bear

The act of smearing honey on another's anus then licking it clean.

I was giving my girlfriend a Poo Bear when my head became wedged in her honey jar.

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1985 bears

This really only needs one word: God.

Dude have you prayed to the 1985 bears?

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polar bear

giving head with an ice cube in your mouth

"dude she just gave me the sickest polar bear"

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Bear Grylls

The baddest motherfucker alive

Bear Grylls>Les Stroud

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Teddy Bear

Someone you can trust with your life. Teddy Bear means the world to me. Funny. Outstanding. Adorable. Magnificent. Perfect. Sessy. I ar ar ar wurvee her. Shes Smart, Purrtyy, funny. Everything you could ask for. My babe. My everything! I love YOU Teddy Bear a lot. Mine! Love of my life.
<3

person 1: Be my Teddy Bear?
Person 2: Otay

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