tire slayer

Any vehicle with enough power to waste the excess rubber on the tires.

That truck is a tire slayer, it spins and smokes the tire forever.

Smokin' Tires

The act of rapidly puffing on a cigar to:

a) Ensure an even distribution of burning tobacco at the tip
b) To fill the immediate vicinity with an obnoxious cloud of smoke, thereby notifying those around you that you're a very important man, smoking a very important smoke

Nick: I like the look of smoking a cigar, but how can I be certain that those around me notice I'm an inconsiderate douchebag?
Andy: Smokin' Tires, it's the only way.

Tired suprise

A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow

Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise

I'm Tired

Not enough sleep

me : I'm tired last day i did not sleep until 9 am
person: cool

U tire

When you are an asshole.

You fucking u tire. You are acting like a u tire.

Tired

The feeling only Marc Tan Wen Kiang gets to feel when he has to do anything beside breathe.

"Sumomo : Have you met Marc recently? , Meowlennial : He said he is tired and doesnt have time."

"Day starts , Marc Tan when he opens his eyes : " Im tired" "

Tired

The past tense, of having tires put on your vehicle....

Person 1: "Hey, what did you do today?..."

Person 2: "Nothing Much, i just went and got my car tired today, and now she ready to go......"