tit bag

A jerk , also a person who is an asshole.

Go fuck yourself you tit bag.

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Tits On Toast

1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').

1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."

2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.

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the tit offensive

Pun on Tet offensive. Phrase defining the backlash created in 2004 when thousands of people were outraged by the showing of a semi-clad breast by Ms. Janet Jackson on the Super Bowl half-time show.

The Janet Jackson super bowl fiasco has become such an issue that now can be called the "Tit Offensive".

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young tits

A girl with nice breasts but is too young for legal intercourse.

Should we call up young tits?

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Critical Tits

a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed breasts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a 'girls gone wild' event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.

while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.

the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.

this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.

the misandrists of critical tits are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.

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Runner Tits

Flat chested

She never has back aches because she has Runner Tits.

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Fiscal Tits

A Natural Resource found on the Pregnant Human Female, Used during
harsh economic times... to replace cow milk.

Yo.. We just ran out of cow juice..
Can i come over your house and express some milk from your old ladies fiscal tits?

Sure but ya gotta pay double she's runnin' low...

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