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When your name is googled and you come up on the front page.
Guy: Yo man that stunt you pulled was google worthy!
Stunt Guy: Sheeeeiiiittt!!
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The Google Forest is where tweakers end up on days 4 through 6 of a meth binge!They will spend hours on their cell phones and discover the most outrageous websites and try to decipher the "HIDDEN"Conspiracy behind it!
I've been walking through the Google Forest for 6 days!
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When you’re trying to find something on Google, but Google search returns are pushing another agenda so don’t actually show you the results of the thing you’re searching for so you start to think it’s not real.
I spent three hours searching for the 6th episode of the 4th season of The X-Files, but Google only showed me links to How I Met Your Mother, so I thought, "Hmm, I guess they didn't make a 4th season of The X-Files"--Google-gaslight...Again!!
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The opposite, but related to, of google proved
When 2 people are arguing, (considering that since science-even social science- was, is, and will forever be, self correcting) but supposing that neither of the arguing parties wants to lose their argument ( I mean wtf, what rational person wants to lose an argument:)), one of 3 things will happen:
1) when I have google proved you, I.e. I proved that your argument is correct, I have automatically google disproved myself
2) when I have google disproved you, I did something else-for what reason is irrelevant- I have google proved myself, proven my argument to be correct.
3) you cannot philosophically prove, with a philosophical P, who wins or loses said argument, since an argument will only stand the test of time until a counter argument-one that also stands the test of time- is introduced as a new, self corrected, argument.
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When traveling somewhere by car, boat, plane, or Helicopter, having the feeling that you've been there before because of your research of the location using Google Maps, and Google Earth. Using zoomed in pictures as well as views allowing so much familiarity to be gained of a location before you arrive it seems like you have already been there.
When we pulled into the complex, I knew exactly which way to turn because I had DeJa Google.
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The act of surfing the web with a laptop placed on your partners back during doggy style sex.
They were doin' the reverse google last night
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Term used to describe a person who uses Google searches to compensate for a lack of actual knowledge or intellect.
Donnie is totally Google-smart for looking up how they did that fucking tire-ramp thing in the crazy Rube Goldberg inspired Honda commercial.
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