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Prescription eyeglasses with very thick/heavy lenses, like the infamous "forest-fire-starter" curved lens-like bottoms on heavy-walled Coca-cola soft-drink bottles.
Wow, that little old lady's sure got the coke-bottle glasses! Wonder how she ever manages to see in the shower or anyplace else where she has to take her glasses off.
Grade-school kid #1: Yo, pal --- you back from the eye-doc, I see. Whoa-hoh-hohhhh... what huge thick lenses! That rig must weigh a TON --- zheesh, I feel for ya --- totally sux, Bud!
Grade-school kid #2: Yeah, fer sher --- the doc said it was hereditary, and I'd never have good vision, so he gave me these stupid Coke-bottle glasses which I'll hafta wear the rest of my life. Ah, well... at least I can see again.
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A Deadly gang ownd by a small group of kids within in the High School of Kingston Springs, they protect all the water bottle machines making it impossible for any poor kid to get a littile drop of water.
Water Bottle Gang
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Baby Bottle Pop is a sexual technique commonly used by prostitutes and intense drug users. It's the action of placing drugs , which are usually powdered on another persons genitals, commonly on the male genitals for its close resemblance to the Baby Bottle Pop candy treat.
Oh man! Dude! She dipped me in the bag then went to town on me! She went wild on me and I did too. She gave me the worlds best Baby Bottle Pop. I had no idea what exactly it was till she did it. Had my shlong looking just like that candy treat. #PowderedAndSuckedClean bro. Dang.
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Taking out your problems by drinking a bottle of scotch, specifically when you have nobody to talk about your problems to.
Debra Morgan: "The Bay Harbor butcher is one of our own."
Special Agent Frank Lundy: "We keep this to ourselves for now."
Angel Batista: "No, I'm gonna go tell it to a bottle of scotch."
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A bottle of leg-opener is Australian for wine. It’s well accepted that women are far more promiscuous after drinking lots of wine.
Give that Sheila a bottle of leg-opener and she’s good to go...
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The act of shoving a bottle of champagne up ur ass and poping the quark and watch them fly.
Where did Jason go? Space he did the human bottle rocket
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in sex when you use an ice dildo and it melts in her vagina and when fully melted you drink the cold water from her pussy
yeah dude she finnally let me give her a whitesboro water bottle, it tasted like the blue gatorade.
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