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Holiday Card

Holiday Card: A way for people to brag about how well their children are doing and all of their accomplishments. An obnoxious thing to do and most of the time they include multiple page 'updates' on their lives.

Bill: Hey! I got something in the mail!

Anna: Eh, it's probably just another Holiday Card

Bill: Yeah...who wants to hear about how their kids got into private school...mehh

by actingprincess8808 December 12, 2009

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


card tard

A person who really sucks at poker.

Carlos sucks at poker

by D January 21, 2005

10πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Link card

A card used to buy food for folks who are very lazy and want to live on welfare and depend on the rest of the state to pay for them. Usually folks that come from rat infested places like North Chicago. Poor excuse for a city.

1.Excuse me ma'am are you going to use the link card because you are holding up the line with them 2 carts full of food. And we only have 2 cashier;s here at Aldi's

by makinde October 1, 2003

60πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž


Credit card

To swipe a credit card in someone's ass from bottom to top as deep as you can.

Holy shit, that bitch just got credit carded!

by Brunoff May 21, 2008

10πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Wild Card

One who's sexual interests don't pertain to a single group of people or gender, and often change depending on current mood.

Man, that guy Miguel is a real Wild Card. He started off the night hitting on that hot chick, but ended it sandwiched between 2 guys at the gay bar. He's a real Wild Card.

by Kassius Maximus January 5, 2017

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Black card

Is a imaginary card that all black people are born with but other types of people like Mexicans, whites, etc... can earn a black card if they are deemed worthy by a real ass group of kinfos

Ay bruh you got a black Card now, you a real ass dude and we fucks with it

by @realassdefinitions June 12, 2018

5πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


ATM Card

This saying first used by the rapper Mac Dre describes a person who uses their money or possessions to obtain sex, affection or companionship of another. This includes letting them use their car, giving them a free place to stay, buying food or clothing for them, etc. Other synonyms would be Sugar Daddy or Sugar Momma.

"Drop bars on slaps that knock hard
and i charge cause this dick extra large
im sicker then sars, higher then mars
and i treat my bitch like an ATM card" -Mac Dre

by Β‘Niggarita! June 10, 2007

12πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž