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When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.
A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."
B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"
A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"
B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."
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When a woman grabs a man's comb or hairbrush and uses it to pleasure herself (called hairbrushin). Leaving a thin coating of sparkling fluid that bonds with the man's hair when he unwittingly uses the item to style his hair. The end result is an subliminal aroma that causes instant jealousy in women and admiration in men. Not to be confused with Harvey's bristol cream.
Joan noticing the flacid nature of Lucas's hair decided what he really needed was a fine bit of Elena's fish oil to give him a little lift to his sagging coiffure. Little did she know, Lucas was the talk of the town the whole next day
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A dream.. Fantasy, if you will, of the ever present "Bad-Mojo". Commonly used in most coversations regarding, well, anything.
"Man, did you see the score on that Bears game?"
"Yes, I bet you were watching it while thinking of a shaved, oiled and dancing Flabbio."
"You really need to see someone about those visions of yours..."
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You place a mentos in your mouth followed by a mouth full of diet coke push liquid and candy into her pussy and wait.
Last I had to change my sheets from giving her a Texas oil rig.
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The act of fingering a newly met girl while in public.
Dude, he bought her a drink and within an hour he was checking her oil on the dance floor.
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To do hard drugs(cocaine, heroin meth, etc)
Dustin burning the midnight oil.
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The act of shitting in a girls mouth, then having her spit it back into your mouth.
"Man, last night, I gave Amber a Detroit Oil Change for the first time and that sick fuck loved every second of it."
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