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Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.

Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!

by Derethad June 22, 2010

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mexican touch

The elusive touch of a Mexican citizen

Bro #1: Fam, chill. Don't get your nasty ass Mexican touch on me .
Bro#2 (Mexican): Nize it I just had tacos they be smellin' fresh af

by Bro 25 January 24, 2016

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ass touch

When a man shoves an entire finger up his ass and proceeds to chase his friend around playing a β€œshitty” game of tag.

We love to play ass touch on the weekends.

by White Retard February 7, 2018

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Touch Hole

Dylan Culbertson

Hey Touch Hole! Tug on any pooter hairs lately?

by AmyCulbertson January 27, 2019

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Touch red

Something said in a situation when coincidentally two people say the same word at the same time ,to add sort of humour to the conversation ; and the first person who touches a red- painted object gets good luck

Person A "I was watching a movie and the tea was piping ...."
Person B "Piping hot "

Person A "Hot!!"
Person A "touch red !!"

by Jane Austen April 15, 2020

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touch of ejay

dirty, trashy, make dirty, make things seems like dirty/trashy

boy: his room is full of clutter

boy2: definitely had a touch of ejay...

by n1223d February 15, 2010

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The tummas touch

It's when a guy has a touch so good that he can make a girl wet at no time when he touches her. Thats called the tummas touch

Damn! That guy a took home last night had that touch u call, the tummas touch

by Tummas'touch April 17, 2017

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