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Internet Troll

A person who posts remarks or comments onto internet forums or message boards in an attempt to get someone to comment negatively to it and to redirect attention onto himself. Usually, these remarks are controversial, stupid, off-topic, inflaming, illogical, or childish. Sometimes, the comments are enough to enrage the people in the forum to want to respond back with their own negative remarks which starts a flame war and changes the topic and attention of the discussion. Since, internet trolls are attention whores, this is exactly what they want since they probably don't get enough attention in real life and needs someone else to acknowledge their self-worth and existence. Nowadays, they are commonly found infesting internet forums and websites such as the GameFAQS Message Boards, youtube (most notably in the comments section), moviecodec, rpgcodex and many others. It is best to ignore them unless you want flame wars to engulf the forum.

An internet troll is an attention whore who posts stupid comments onto websites in an attempt to get a reaction towards him (usually negative) and in an attempt to get someone else to acknowledge their pathetic, insignificant lives since they don't receive that sort of attention in real life.

by Pfarrer October 1, 2014

90๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


walmart troll

Grotesque, stocky bodied humanoid inhabiting walmart stores. usually wearing a tweety bird shirt and sweat pants. there is usually an accompanying trail of offspring, also referred to as a "failure trail" Can be any race, but usually white or hispanic.Behavior traits include "chasin' deals" " cashin' in gift cards" "buyin smokes" or " takin' no shit from the management."

Joe : "looks like we got a walmart troll coming in the store"
Bob: "what was your first clue?"
Joe: "I smelled ear wax, pizza grease, and WD-40 before I even spotted the nasty fuckers."

by eoihfpi December 9, 2007

22๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


troll sage

Laws of troll sage:

1.)Street created the troll sage.
2.)He has news from the north.
3.)Troll sage always has a cool story, bro.
5.)Troll sage doesn't give a shit about #4 because he's a fucking ANTEATER
6.)Troll sage always replies, but only creates new thread when rule #2 comes into effect
7.)He raffs, he wins.
8.)ABACUS
9.)Troll sage is the reason why we can't have nice things
10.)Troll sage's epic mount is ๆ˜ฅๅ“ฅ, whose epic mount is ่‰ๆณฅ้ฉฌ.

Kid: I'm gonna CD KEY BAN U
Troll sage: SAGE

Kid: Hey what's up guys.
Troll Sage: FUCK YOU. I'M AN ANTEATER.

Professor: Attached is your syllabus for EALC 120. It should contain all the important deadlines for the rest of this semester. Please email me if you have any questions concerning this semester's coursework or grading procedures.
Troll Sage: TITTIES OR GTFO

by The troll sage December 11, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


troll whore

A short fat woman in her early thirties whose face is troll-like. Her target is married men whom she will use for food, cigarettes, gifts, and money in exchange for anal sex in her mother's car. She is fiendishly cute in her own mind.

Angela is the troll whore who fucked my husband!

by The Anti-Troll Whore League August 28, 2009

58๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


feeding the troll

Feeding the troll is when one replies to a troll in retaliation (usually). If somone feeds a troll, it may get cocky and cause an even bigger problem. The best way to deal with trolls is to report them and let the mods banninate the said troll.

Yo man! Don't be feeding the troll!

by Lala2006 February 5, 2006

88๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


Troll Hole

(N) A vagina, of gross epic proportions.
2. A worn out, haggard, crusted vagina with a deep brown center and the smell of a wet dog.


Tarah is so hot. Too bad she has a fucking troll hole!

by suck my dick jackson January 21, 2008

86๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Troll Crab

When one rolls back there eyes and says"tktktktktktk" while clawing each hand like a crab and bending down and walking side to side after performing a successful troll.

Steven-"i have 12 fingers!"
Austin- "No way thats soo weird"
Steven-*performs troll crab*
TROFL

by TehTrofler August 24, 2011

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž