1. A middle aged morbidly obese sexually promiscuous gay man who's ass smells strongly of tuna.
3. A liar, fraud, criminal
3. see Douche, Douchebag
Q- Did you see all the crazy shit that guy wrote?
A- Yeah. What a fatty tuna douche!
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Going down on a girl for the first time in the dark trying to make a good impression, but come to find out she's on her period; the hard way.
I went down on this girl and got a tuna cherry casserole.
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A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.
Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"
Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"
Shelly: "gross."
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Another word for vagina and/or pussy if you may.
That girl has a funky looking pink fin tuna that i saw last night. she was so fucking drunk.
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The act of eating out a girl with a vigina stuffed full of tuna.
Tommy gave a mean California Tuna Pocket to Anna yesterday at the club
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College freshmen of the female gender of whom it is assumed are less sexually experienced.
Bill: Whatever shall we do this evening?
Dave: May I suggest fishing for tuna in spring water?
Bill: Indeed, a fine idea. I will ready the rod and reel.
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man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night
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