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A phrase used by mentally ill people who are never taken seriously. This phrase was first used in 1958 when the biggest mentally ill and terrorist organisation the TMT, wanted to partition the island of Cyprus between the Hellenic Republic and Cockroach land. This phrased is still used to this day by many Turkish Cypriots in Occupied Cyprus, most notably the propaganda page, funded by the pseudo-government in the occupied side, Young Turkish Cypriots.
Guy 1: What do you believe about Cyprus, the beautiful Greek Island?
Guy 2: Cyprus is Turkish
Guy 1: I see that you are open with your mental illness
While greeting someone warmly with a hug, you also take the opportunity to punch them directly in the stomach.
After learning my brother-in-law cheated on my sister, the next time we saw each other, I gave him the ol’ Turkish hello.
Sleeping on a Sunday
Lying in your bed
Nothing can top it
Or even come close
Chicken necks
What the heck
Why should I get
Out of bed for that?
I'm ever wondering
After I'm married
Will I have to
Put up with a dope?
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
Nope is what I hope
When you're just a kid you're
Just in school
And you see a groundhog
As a rule
You can't go look and
See if it's real
While you're spelling words
Or supposed to learn a tool
Bonomo’s Turkish Taffy
The old fashioned Turkish Facial. When you just blow your load all over your partners face!!!!
Man “Get ready baby, I’m about to finish”
Female: “Oh yes baby give me a Turkish Facial!!!”
A small turban shaped wort has on a large penis.
“Man I was in the John and this old man had a massive Turkish handle!!”
“Gross!!!”
We lost the game but consoled each other with jello shots and Turkish Hugs. I feel kinda gay about it, mostly the jello shot part.
gobbling while getting slapped in the ass with a wiener.
“Last night he turkish shlanked me so hard.”