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Doctors and nurses that take your blood.
Typically used by people with a fear of needles.
"I had to do lab work today and the vampire jews stole my blood".
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A person with no apparent skills except for flattering their supervisors; a particularly obvious, nauseating syncophant.
"Look at Rick laughing at the boss' stupid jokes. What a goddamn ass vampire! Bet he gets promoted.
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To dine on the many splendors of menstruation. To eat a girl out during her period.
Allessandra is a dirty girl, she asked me to dinner and the main course was the vampire’s egg salad.
A Time Vampire (person who sucks up all your time) who calls you at home from their mobile phone while driving. The Drive Time Vampire caller has nothing important to say, and just wants something to do while driving, but they end up keeping you on the phone forever, so you can’t get anything done at home.
I was trying to get some work done at home when a Drive Time Vampire kept me on the phone for his entire two hour commute to work.
1. A popular television show about a teen slayer
2. A hugely unpopular film about a teen slayer
3. A mildly successful comic series about a teen slayer
3. A character created by Joss Whedon and explored through many mediums
Anus-Face: "something can't be "totally unique" if it was based off a movie made in the early ninties"
Awesome-Face: "when joss wrote Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the movie, he fucked up. He got a second chance with Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the tv show and made it awesome. when your parents made you they fucked up. no second chance lolzzzz!!@#1@#!oNE"
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Television shows that prominently feature vampires, werewolves, and other supernatural beings. Includes, but is not limited to, "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and "Angel". Used to denote such programs without violating copyright or intellectual property rights. Abbreviated "VBP".
Did you see what happened on Vampire-Based Programming last night?
Rimmi was crestfallen because VBP was pre-empted for a presidential address.
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A menstrual cup, which is a medical-grade silicone device some women use to collect menstrual blood. Cups generally hold 1 ounce of fluid, the same volume as a standard shot glass. This nickname follows the logic of the nickname for tampons, vampire tea bag.
Suzie excused herself to the bathroom to empty her vampire shot glass since she was on her period.