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The act of taking taking a lip (chewing tobacco) out of someone else’s moth and putting it yours.
The boys did a Virginia Swap
Virginia is for is a phrase you often see in the state of Virginia.
Virginia is for lovers.
Duct tape. Slapped on by West Virginians to fix everything.
Jimmy had a hole in his truck tire, so he slapped some West Virginia Fix-It on it.
When you're sitting down in the shower and puke on your own dick, the force of which causing you to simultaneously shit yourself.
"Hey, what'd you do last weekend?"
"Oh I was sick. I took a Virginia screenshot and the putrid smell of my own failures combined in the steamy air, as I watched the wretched pair mix and dive down the drain I could think only of my shortcomings. In that moment I was truly at my lowest, and I made a promise to myself and god that I would be a better man."
"Oh. I'm uh, sorry to hear that."
"Fret not. You mustn't take blame for my failures, but accept the lessons my tales yield"
One of several groups of thugs in the Bone Thugs song Paper Paper that would actually be hard to find in real life, along with the New Mexico thugs, the Wyoming things, the Montana thugs, the North Dakota thugs, and the Maine thugs. It seems more like they looked at map for states that didn't go together before they made the song, though people can see the humor in that. It's hard enough to find a black person in Maine or Wyoming, so they must have a group like AA for thugs to let them know they are not the only thug in their state, a Thugs Anonymous group.
Bone thugs- Where my West Virginia thugs? Are there any of you in the house tonight?
Audience- We've been looking for them too, and so far we haven't found anyone that fit that description.
Laws need Morals, and Morals needLaws. There's no exception.
Q: I heard you were a virgin
A: ia
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