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The act of calling up a friend with intentions of getting a casual wank, or maybe something a bit more rigorous but in the same field.
John "Hey Mary, wanna come over and watch a movie?
Mary "Ok sure. Wait a second, is this a wank call?
John "Fuck!"
hangs up
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A garment of clothes used to wipe up the wangsturbation juices.
Get your wank rag out of the living room trent, victor is licking it again.
Trent use the wank rag to wipe the wangsturbation juice from his face.
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A death wank involves cutting off the brain’s oxygen supply while simultaneously masturbating furiously. Participants either report a heightened sexual pleasure, or collapse and die.
More commonly referred to by its scientific name Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation, death wanking is particularly popular among celebrity circles.
How did that newsreader die?
He had a death wank.
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Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.
"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"
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masturbation. But you sit on your hands first until they are numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
members of bowling for soup are always "Going for the stranger"
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Something e.g porn, photo, video etc. which is good enough for someone to use to masturbate.
She looks hot in that facebook photo, it's totally wank worthy.
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a word used when trying to explain your whereabouts to your parents
"Where are you Kevin?"
"Uh. Wank. zlurp. kweep. roger's house. WAAAANK!"
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