Warm Milk Comics

A web comic created by Ralphy Suarez.

Ralphy: I have a new strip up. *PIMP* *PIMP* go to www.warmmilkcomics.com. *END OF PIMP*

warm raspberry

A raspberry on a woman's vagina so the flaps hit you in the ears

I can't wait to give you a warm raspberry tonight babe

Warm icing

When u ejeculate on a girls back after sexual intercourse in the doggy position and massage in the semen all over her back

Friend: what did u do with Lara last night shes such a freak. Me: I Gave her Warm icing mate

Warm up

Term most commonly used in gaming as another saying for "practice".

Person 1: Hey, you wanna play some CS:GO? We need another person for a full team.
Person 2: Sure, give me a few minutes, I gotta warm up.

Go warm up a pretzel

To go fuck yourself.

Why don't you just go warm up a pretzel.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

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Warm ass

The warm, distinct presence of an ass smell after a twerk fest for three hours

She danced all night, now she smells like warm ass.