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an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.
Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.
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When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.
When a girl with an exceptional rear end is standing up and you get down below her pail to shove your face in the crack.
Judy was shaking her booty so I got down on one knee for a watermelon tripod.
watermelon warrior- an offensive term for a black person
“Hey Jimmy I’m hungry where you wanna eat?”
“ *sigh* anywhere but KFC. I’m tired of those watermelon warriors
This is a person who buys a full watermelon and a spoon and eats the watermelon. They leave a half eaten section of the melon in the hotel room and then evacuate.
"Hey Thomas, did you know you are the phantom watermelon man of Greece?"
When a watermelon grows up and becomes infested with bad seeds.
YOU ARE SUCH A NAUGHTY WATERMELON. YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED OR EATEN. GO DIE IN A LAVA AND (LAVA RESISTANT) RAT INFESTED HOLE FOR YOU INSIDES TO BURN AND BE EATEN. (So I guess you will end up being eaten after all!)