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When you get done fucking a girl and you cum into a watermelon, put it in her ass, and then eat it.
I fucked Yolowa last night and she let me eat watermelon behind the stairwell afterwards.
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When a woman sucks a mans penis and gets sperm in her mouth is "I have been drinking watermelon"
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an expressionwearing Dr. Scholls footwear.
Fred:how are those new shoe soles?
Ted: totally far out. i'm gellin' like a felon eating watermelon.
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When Watermelon Sugar stops trending, we die.
When a girl with an exceptional rear end is standing up and you get down below her pail to shove your face in the crack.
Judy was shaking her booty so I got down on one knee for a watermelon tripod.
watermelon warrior- an offensive term for a black person
“Hey Jimmy I’m hungry where you wanna eat?”
“ *sigh* anywhere but KFC. I’m tired of those watermelon warriors