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When you try to whisper quietly but you’ve been whispering for so long, you forget to be quiet and you whisper louder and louder, until it sounds like shouting
“Eve, don’t forget to whisper, your parents are in bed”
“I am whispering, Caroline!”
“No, Eve... that’s shout whispering. You’re louder than normal speaking volume...”
“Am I?? Ok sorry, I’ll be quiet.”
When an unwashed male with excess foreskin ejaculates into one's ear in lieu of the genitals or anus, frequently as a workaround to religious doctrine.
After taking a vow of celibacy, she began to get ear infections from so many cheesy whispers.
(pro-noun): one who is overtly adept at causing the female orgasm to repeatedly occur.
"Dude: That guy looks like he could clear a room full of women with one smile."
Other dude: " That guy? He's a total kitty whisperer! Ask any of those women! Why do you think he has his 8" tongue hanging out his mouth?"
A man who speaks giner very fluently, up close and personal.
You can start out as a muff diver, but when you master it you become a giner whisperer.
Items not on your list, but Costco items "whisper" to you "but me" or "you need me".
I went in to Costco with 5 items on my list. I walked out with 15 items and spend $200 more than I should have spent after Costco whispered to me - buy me!
The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop
Bob thought he was done but then the kittens whisper happened