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shout whispering

When you’ve been whispering for so long, you forget that you’re trying to be quiet. What started as a whisper ends up getting louder and louder, and eventually you’re shout whispering!

Eve, keep the noise down - you’re parents are asleep in bed”
“I’m whispering, Caroline!”
“No, Eve. You’re shout whispering! You’re louder than normal speaking volume!”

by Caroline2207 February 10, 2018


Shout Whispering

When you try to whisper quietly but you’ve been whispering for so long, you forget to be quiet and you whisper louder and louder, until it sounds like shouting

“Eve, don’t forget to whisper, your parents are in bed”
“I am whispering, Caroline!”
“No, Eve... that’s shout whispering. You’re louder than normal speaking volume...”
“Am I?? Ok sorry, I’ll be quiet.”

by Caroline2207 February 10, 2018


Cheesy Whisper

When an unwashed male with excess foreskin ejaculates into one's ear in lieu of the genitals or anus, frequently as a workaround to religious doctrine.

After taking a vow of celibacy, she began to get ear infections from so many cheesy whispers.

by Godzilla86ReMix January 12, 2024


Giner whisperer

A man who speaks giner very fluently, up close and personal.

You can start out as a muff diver, but when you master it you become a giner whisperer.

by Bratty DC January 23, 2024


Costco Whisper

Items not on your list, but Costco items "whisper" to you "but me" or "you need me".

I went in to Costco with 5 items on my list. I walked out with 15 items and spend $200 more than I should have spent after Costco whispered to me - buy me!

by The Omaha Greek December 21, 2023