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The hot fart that feels like it burnt your butthole that you experience after eating mexican or other spicy foods.
Guy #1: AHHHHHHHH!
Guy #2: hey man are you ok?
Guy #1: GODDAMMIT I knew I shouldn't have eaten that second chipotle burrito, fucking mexican whisper burned my asshole!
Verb: Having a private conversation via messaging, while in a larger group of people.
"Dude, I don't know what you did to annoy your wife but she was whispering with Tanya during the whole movie!"
Two butts, in a bed, under the covers, farting silently.
Aka, sleeper seepers.
We made a real whisper nest after those chili dogs last night.
It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.
The moment you stand up wipe and walk away and the invisible mother cat licks your ring and out pops more poop
Bob thought he was done but then the kittens whisper happened
farty person; flatulator (see Tags below)
Charlie took pride in his skills as a prodigious pants whisperer; and indeed, his emissions seldom exceeded the volume of a stage whisper.
When you’ve been whispering for so long, you forget that you’re trying to be quiet. What started as a whisper ends up getting louder and louder, and eventually you’re shout whispering!
“Eve, keep the noise down - you’re parents are asleep in bed”
“I’m whispering, Caroline!”
“No, Eve. You’re shout whispering! You’re louder than normal speaking volume!”