Bus Hopping

The amazing feat of having all your buses on your itinerary connect with perfect timing. Involves running from bus to bus in quick succession because they just keep appearing everytime you get off a bus. As a standard, you need at least two hops to call it bus hopping, the more you've hopped, the more awesome it becomes.

Bob: (as he's stepping off a bus) There's our bus, run!
Rob: This is the third bus we've caught like this!
Bob: Have you never heard of bus hopping?

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mini bus

its smaller then a train more then a threesum (minibus)

we're going to mini bus the shit out of her

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gus the bus

This is the nickname of a person who is amazing at everything, especially: school, sports (football and wrestling), guitar hero 1&2, and life in general. Not to mention all of the ladies he gets.

If Chuck Norris’ name were Gus, his nick name would be Gus the Bus.

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School Bus

A sexual act where the receiving partner dresses in yellow and the male drops his kids off inside.

That chick is so hot I’d love to make her a school bus!

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bus-boner

A bus-boner is the hard-on a guy gets when he rides a bus.

I still get a bus-boner whenever I ride a bus!

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school bus

1) A typically yellow bus that transports students to their school.

2) A great place to learn about the people who live near/around you.

1) The school bus is always gets us to school on time.

2) Until I rode the school bus, I had different thoughts about people. For example, I thought that guy in Spanish was kind of funny, but now I know he's a loudmouthed asshole who can't shut the fuck up. And I used to think that girl from my block was nice, but now I know that she's a manipulative piece of shit. Thank God we have the school bus!

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bus pass

a handy little thing that grants you free travel on busses.

check my bus pass, no cash for this drivers ass...

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