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Wilson

A sexy man with orange pubes. He has many parties and is still looking for X because he can’t find it. He gets turned on by his Math homework and loves golf. He likes golf because it involves beating small white balls.

He’s such a wilson!

by MABRY is boring April 9, 2022


Wilson

An Asian who is very good at cooking yet failures to perceive the inevitability of human nature. A concept that has long been forgotten over the course of ages.

He's a Wilson
Man, that must suck.

by BabyYoda76 December 24, 2019


wilson

an absolute insane british boy of a being (maybe alien) who is extremely nosey and somehow teleports but also fades into the background

Heyyyyy!”
“Hi! Did you hear what Joe did?”

“I know what Joe did” 🧍
“NO ONE was talking to you Wilson?!?!”
“Where did you come from?”

by grandpatastesbad June 4, 2022


Wilson

Small town in Carter county known for dirty cops, crooked town management and the birthplace of chuck norris.

Chuck Norris is from Wilson Oklahoma.

by Mae Ellie September 7, 2020


Wilson

A Wilson is a person present in a GECDSB Virtual Classroom with unexpected, unusual traits. For Example, a Wilson might have the attribute to always be confused, or even get themselves involved excessively.

Wilson "Bro what does this even mean? I'm Confused"

Friend "Dude, why are you always confused? You are such a Wilson"

by Igris2024 February 10, 2022


Wilson

The greatest dog to ever exist, he would have been so proud of Jim, he may not be with his best friend Jim in person, but he will always watch over him, rest in peace you beautiful dog.

Jim: w-w-wilson, come on (soon realising he is no longer with him, sparking the saddest moment in tv history)

by JackieCrimble February 3, 2020


Wilson

A bloody turd

Dude , I just pinched a Wilson , should I go to the doctor ?

by Mr hunky January 16, 2022