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The act of sharing Chuck Norris jokes with friends, family, etc...
Herb: According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can actually kick you YESTERDAY.
Samuel: Chuck Norris can speak Braille
Julie: OK group, stop Chuck Norris-ing, we need to get back to work on our project.
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Is what you call someone who stays in bed all day and doesn't wake up till 6pm unless it's to go to the bathroom or kitchen. Someone who is in the process of no physical activity, has no kinetic or potential energy. Is beyond the definition of Lazy. Chris-ing can also be described as goofing off but must contain either sitting down, going in and out of sleep, or eating in bed. Eating 12 or more pancakes in one meal can also pass as participating in Chris-ing. Also diving erratic like a Mexican would while avoiding border patrol can be considered Chris-ing. Having a dirty small car that may bleed from time to time or constently smokes from the muffler is one requirement for Chris-ing And Driving. Chris-ing And Driving is Illegal in the state of Florida, Texas, California, and Georgia.
Charles, you have been Chris-ing all day. Let's go outside and work out, your so fucking lazy!
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1. to act like an obnoxious frat bro
We played extreme frisby in the afternoon, hit up the beer pong tournament at the zeta pi house last night, 'n at two in the morning it was time for my weekly broom-stick up the ass. i guess you could say we were totally bro-ing it up yesterday.
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The act of fingering a girl, which her insides feel like a warm lubed piece of bubble wrap, hence apple pie.
"Me and Fernie-Bitch went at it for hours. I love apple pie-ing her."
"I totally apple pied Angie last night while her mom recorded everything. It was the best night of my life!" she exclaimed.
"oh man...it smells like someone was raw apple pie-ing an old pussy."
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Trying to act gangster, and failing. Employed by many stupid white girls who want to get laid by the basketball team. Consists of wearing FUBU, chains and employing ebonics in everyday conversation.
"What up ho?"
"Dude, stop G-K-ing it, you look like an idiot!"
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Doing what Tom Cruise does in Risky Buisness! Dancing all over the place to music while in you underwear.
Guy 1: "I thought being home alone for a couple of hours was going to be great"
Guy 2: "Wasn't It??"
Guy 1: "No! I lost track of time and my parents walked in right in the middle of me Tom Cruise-ing It"
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1) Go to a graveyard with four of your buddies
2) Dig up Fresh corpse (female) and have a gang bang.
3) Afterwards, one of them puts there mouth over the vagina.
4) Someone jumps on the stomach, shooting all the cum and maggots and such into the person's mouth. They swallow it.
I sure did love ravin-ing the Thompson's daughter yesterday.
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