He's got a gun. He's gonna fucking shoot you
"Na fuck that run one since you tough"
Somebody who is always talking shit.
Thats bullshit, you are the number one gasser!
Someone that has nothing on them over an inch, kind of like everything is a dollar at some dollar stores.
When they got done running over her brother, he was an inch thick, like a pancake. He was a one inch wonder.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: 1989-1992 (one thousand and eight nine to one thousand nine hundred and ninety two)
When a trucker is driving on the outside lane and sees a beautiful woman on the inside lane. She is a one hander because the trucker has one hand on his rig and his other hand on his other rig.
I was driving on I-20 and I saw a one hander.
Refers to a book of the romance genre that woman read with one hand, to leave the other hand free for self-pleasing as they enjoy their reading.
Ah, I see you got another one hander at the bookstore today. I'm guessing your curtains will be drawn tonight, eh?
An idiom to refer to being fucked over, inspired by masturbating Pompeii victims.
Thought he'd secured the international pussy jackpot with 3 international girls but got owned brutally by those 3.
"Man...I did not even consider that they already knew each other! I was hardened while softening a hard one!"