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One Twenty

A one to one meeting where the organiser does not turn up

My boss pulled a one twenty on me. I turned up for a meeting that they organised and they told me after they forgot all about it and will have to rebook

by Cartlings29 March 29, 2019


I think I’ve seen this one before

A comical phrase used by the boys to make gay jokes at or amongst themselves. Stated during the observation of a scene that resembles the plot or elements of a porn video. Also used when witnessing a series of events that, at that moment, could seemingly unravel into a sticky situation.

Pace walks into the room holding a pumpkin. Craigs immediately announces “I think i’ve seen this one before.”

by party mom May 15, 2021


one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

by Meep beep June 12, 2021

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nippons [nipp-ons]

1. nippons- the state of obvious protuberance of the nipples, or when ones nipples are visibly hard, due to cold weather, friction, or possibly physical arousal.

2. nippons can be compared to a man's penis when erect, commonly called a 'hard on'

examples 1. wow, you must be cold, you have nippons nipp-ons

2. I can't wear this top, you can see my nippons nipp-ons

3. I get nippons nipp-ons when I rub against you

syn-nipples, breasts,

ant-bra, smooth, not visible

related-nipples, nippies, nippy, nipply

misspellings-nipponz, nipons

by invisivel July 18, 2011


National One Nut Day

The one day in November you can nut

Tim: Ugh i wish i could nut
Rob: You can! Its National One Nut Day!

by bannonutnovember November 8, 2019


That one dance

When you get on the ground, and hump the floor. Ykno, that one dance

Rio: do that one dance. Get on the floor, act like you humping, do that one dance. Bounce yo shoulders, throw some money up, do that one dance

by Perc Nowitzki May 29, 2021


balls, big ones

a phrase Tommyinnit used describe what he wanted one time

"what item do you want in minecraft Tommy?"
"balls, big ones"

by anundesireduser June 20, 2022