hitting head right on the nail

exactly the opposite of the saying 'hitting the nail right on the head'

Jesus : Why are you sad Jon?

Jon Lajoie : My girlfriend dumped me!

Jesus : Why? What did you do?

Jon Lajoie : She wanted a bracelet on her b'day...

Jesus : Amm....So?

Jon Lajoie : Instead I had Sex with her DAD!

Jesus : OK, Jon that's a classic case of 'hitting head right on the nail'

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purple headed stormtrooper

another name for your penis

I'm going to shoot you with my purple headed stormtrooper

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polar bear head

A blowjob which involves cold hands & lots of teeth.

Dude 1: my girlfriend is so bad giving me a bj

Dude 2: yours is better than mine, she gives me a polar bear head every night

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Polar Bear Head

Giving head with cold hands and using ones teeth.

-"What was you SO like?"
-"She gave Polar Bear Head with her cold hands and lots of teeth."

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cotton headed ninny mugger

(Noun) Elf that is bad at making toys and or other elf qualities.

I can't make that many toys! Face it, I'm a cotton headed ninny mugger

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Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger

Simply, an ejaculation.

Just thinking about Mary gave Mark a purple headed yogurt slinger.

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wrestle the bald headed champ

The act of masturbating (male).

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".

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