What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.
Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"
Something Izzy CANNOT stop saying
Person: *Says literally anything*
Izzy: Do you wanna get smacked like…
Person: *Actually smacks Izzy*
To rail your second cousin on a toilet while screaming "Skibidi in my asshole daddy!"
I can't withstand that rizz excreting from your ohio beast of a cock.
Guy: "Get on the Skibidi Toilet bbg!"
Second Cousin (Woman): "Ok deary!"
Guy: "You can't forget to skibidi in my asshole!"
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Getting Housed is when you go to the hospital during a bad trip and they kick your door down and take all your shit
"I just got done getting housed by Merrifield Crisis Center who ransacked my shit and stole $100,000 worth of consumants that were supposed to last me until I was 50."
Gerald: Hey! Get outta my trash!
Me: Wassup Gerald!
Gerald: No! Get. Out. Of . My. Trash!
Me: How you doing!
Gerald: *Throws brick*
You have a shot at dating a girl or guy
Guy #1- I really like ally she's so hot and I keep catching her looking at me
Guy #2- Yeah I think you're getting it