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Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!
Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.
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Grinning from ear to ear. A smerk like you got away with something. Feverish grin with wide open mouth with or without teeth showing. "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".
Smiling like a horse "She smiled like a horse after being complimented by the younger man".
When you try a new vape flavour..
And it taste absolutely fuckt.
Taste Like old Hotel Carpet
Taste - dry, musky, chat, weather beaten, scungy shit.
Fuck you- Mango/Guava.
Hey I’ve got some New vapes to try “here”
😮 💨😮 💨😮 💨
Aw FUCK that taste like Hotel Carpet, what the fuck are you trying to do to me bro. 🤮🤮🤮
Rocket is love(your girlfriend) which one day is going to launch(dont want u anymore) and then vanish(from your life) and then its time to find another rocket(girlfriend). Its a life cycle(whatever).
Me: Hey, how are u.
Friend: Not fine, my girlfriend abandoned me...
Me: Well, Love is like a rocket launcher, u know what i mean.
Friend: Yeah, ur right...
A disease that effects the ribs and brain
Josh: *Pisses* Oh crap
Mike: FORNIT FORTNIT WE LIKE FORTNIG
Josh: umm...
Josh: Bye,
Mike: FORNIT
UD Jews, I’m assuming you guys
Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?
Genetically engineered Designer babies.
Were you brewed like beer